Friday, January 29, 2010

Smiles

Capitalism is like making a smoothy without the lid on the blender; I like strawberry-banana, but not when it's on my shoes.

Philosophy is like Oma's quilt; it's old, its got a lot of tears and when I get under it I'm blind.

Humor is like maté; it makes me jump higher.

Love is like this font change; not even control 'z' has power over it.

Friends are like mattresses; you can only spend 8 hours with them and sometimes you have to flip them.

Health is like your Mom; she never goes away.

Wisdom is like the Arctic circle; no one knows where it is.

Feelings are like late nights; they suck when they are about homework.

Truth is like a poorly planned out simile; they prevent me from getting girls.

Time is like anthrax in the mail; disappointing.

My pronunciation of the word nuclear is like this KD I'm eating; perfect, but a little hot.


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