Philosophy is like Oma's quilt; it's old, its got a lot of tears and when I get under it I'm blind.
Humor is like maté; it makes me jump higher.
Love is like this font change; not even control 'z' has power over it.
Friends are like mattresses; you can only spend 8 hours with them and sometimes you have to flip them.
Health is like your Mom; she never goes away.
Wisdom is like the Arctic circle; no one knows where it is.
Feelings are like late nights; they suck when they are about homework.
Truth is like a poorly planned out simile; they prevent me from getting girls.
Time is like anthrax in the mail; disappointing.
My pronunciation of the word nuclear is like this KD I'm eating; perfect, but a little hot.
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